FC Dallas have decided to turn lemons into lemonade when the Los Angeles Galaxy visit on May 23rd.

Teams are in full force selling season tickets. We would hate to have their job, after all, they're trying to sell in the worst economic environment in decades, and now David Beckham won't be coming to town.

FC Dallas announce "DB23 Voodoo Doll Night" to replace "Come See Beckham Night" on May 23rd. "Come on out and put a hex on Becks!" the posters will read. No fans could be reached for comment, as it is rumored that they do not exist.