Coming to terms with the fact that your supposed soul mate has found a newer, more exciting love is hard to do. The picture above is not doctored, it's the homepage tonight of MLS featuring the first ever negative article about DB23.

Here is the opening salvo in the most entertaining break-up to hit the tabloid scene in 2009. I guess MLS is at that stage where they pretend they don't care yet somehow David's name keeps coming up in conversation. I would hate to be the rebound guy who gets stuck with the pile of emotional mess that MLS will be post-Beckham.

By this time next week we're sure you'll hear "The Don" say something along the lines of "I'm doing ok now. It's .... OK. Between you and me, he wasn't too good in bed anyways. I don't care what, or who, he does now. Fucking slut."

How great would it be if "The Don" goes all "Fatal Attraction" on David and starts showing up to his games in Milan?