The artificial deadline declared by MLS boss "The Don" Garber has passed this evening leading to all kinds of exuberant celebrations up at MLS offices. The media have also jumped on the bandwagon declaring the Davey B will be back with the Galaxy. We say, put the vaseline away boys, this is just getting started.

Big fucking deal. The deadline God, er... Don Garber, had declared has come and gone. I think it went something like "and at dusk on the 13th day of the second month, thou shall maketh thy offer, or consider thyself rejecteth!".

We picture Adriano Galliani, grand wizard of AC Milan, laughing at such ridiculous notions. They might be laughing themselves to sleep over in Milan tonight, only to pick the phone up tomorrow and dangle that multi-million dollar carrot in front of The Don's giant melon.

It's not like The Don has the will power to say no to money. A certain Austrian beverage company proved that. So let's cut the bullshit. Do you really think Don Garber has the balls to get in the way of this happening if DB23 really wants to stay over in Italy?

Shit, if I were The Don I would be careful about pissing off the Italians. He might wake up tomorrow with Landon Donovan's head under his bed sheets.