People for the Ethical Treatment of Amateurs

By now you've seen the ads , maybe even caught the giant building size version next to the entrance to the Holland Tunnel (Madhattan side). Our question is, who is the fucking idiot who came up with this idea? I mean... really? Someone got paid to come up with this concept? Who did they hire to come up with this? Secaucus High art class students?

Every time I see it, all I can think of is....



Crap advertising and the Former Regime at Harmon Meadow Plaza went hand in hand. We thought for sure that was over, now that the Bavarians had moved in. After all, The Company has tricked millions of people around the world to drink something that tastes like cough medicine with a twist of shit. Unfortunately, the more things change, the more they stay insane.

At least they resist putting DB23's image on every ad, even though they don't let any opportunity to push that game slip by. If we were in charge, this would be the ad thousands of motorists would see as the flee the city: