Friends, it's time for us to all stand together and be proud to be 'Merican. Because, Freedom isn't free, and we need to thank the sons and daughters, sisters and brothers, cousins and third cousins, fighting over seas so we can live free and let freedom ring from sea to shining sea. And no one is more patriotic and grateful for that freedom, than Energy Drink FC. Which is why they want to show their support for the troops by granting you the honor of purchasing tickets for Military personnel, at the special price of "face value". Yes, tickets.


Tickets for Troops

Call us skeptical (that would be a first!) but this seems like it may just be... well, I mean when you look at it... sorta... well... how do you say...corporate greed cloaked in a blanket of sympathy that is as see through as a whore's stockings? Basically, this is a ticket drive. You cough up some cash, some military guy gets to see a crappy MLS game, and the Energy Drink gets to keep all the $. What's next? They're going to piss in a can and tell us it gives us wings?

File this under, "Are You Fucking Kidding Me?"

I only wish this was some kind of joke. When I read this it immediately brought this to mind:


Home Depot Honors Fallen Soldiers With Great Prices On Tools