The ex-wives club
Barely 48 hours had passed since the relaunch of MTBFTR and we already are starting to see them run for the hills. Sources inside Energy Drink FC tell us De Grandpre was warned by his predecessor, and we quote, "get out while you can, those fuckers are ruthless."
Rather than deal with us, De Grandpre was stepped aside. Which is a little refreshing to us, since we're used to seeing failure be rewarded with promotions (see Washo, Guppy, Sacko). We promise to get to the bottom of the age old question "What qualifications did De Grandpre have to be running a soccer team in the first place?" Ah screw it, who are we kidding, you apparently don't need any qualifications .
Our mole in the front office says De Grandpre was practicing his spanish in the past few weeks, in anticipation of a possible career redirection. He is lobbying for a job at Fanta with aspirations of some day running Chivas de Guadalajara.
On a side note, how great is it in Energy Drink land that no one ever is fired, they all "resign". Kind of like all those "accidents" that happen to occur around a mafia hitman.
Rather than deal with us, De Grandpre was stepped aside. Which is a little refreshing to us, since we're used to seeing failure be rewarded with promotions (see Washo, Guppy, Sacko). We promise to get to the bottom of the age old question "What qualifications did De Grandpre have to be running a soccer team in the first place?" Ah screw it, who are we kidding, you apparently don't need any qualifications .
Our mole in the front office says De Grandpre was practicing his spanish in the past few weeks, in anticipation of a possible career redirection. He is lobbying for a job at Fanta with aspirations of some day running Chivas de Guadalajara.
On a side note, how great is it in Energy Drink land that no one ever is fired, they all "resign". Kind of like all those "accidents" that happen to occur around a mafia hitman.
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